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Post by livvykitty on Apr 27, 2016 11:32:12 GMT
Fuck wait I have two more
Dave likes wearing dresses. They're flattering as fuck and he looks good in them, but he was never able to do any shit with them because Bro was an asshole who shoved male power bullshit down his throat along all that internalized homophobia. On the meteor, he gets Kanaya to make him a few dresses and Rose does his makeup
Rose sleeps in the most undignified positions, everywhere. One can find her sprawled out, head smushed against a pillow, drooling and snoring and mumbling. Or they can find her on top of a fridge, in a cabinet, on a table, on surfaces that aren't even remotely bed like...
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Post by thenaegiriguy on Apr 29, 2016 18:05:18 GMT
john egbert's hand-eye coordination might partly be from piano, but also from extreme amounts of stepmania dave strider makes those shitty silvagunner mashups
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Post by skeppsbrott on Apr 29, 2016 23:25:35 GMT
I don't play either but both Dave and Sollux are ambidextrous. Sollux for obvious reasons, Dave because fuck you, that's why. Most of my H/Cs for Cronus are pretty well developed and reasonable but uh, he's got a huge fucking crush on Prince? Because intense sexuality and purple and innovative pop music? When humanstuck I like to make him prematurely graying and I guess that has no basis in nothing whatsoever. john egbert's hand-eye coordination might partly be from piano, but also from extreme amounts of stepmania yes good.
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Post by Dave Strider on May 3, 2016 22:06:30 GMT
Dave just. Really fucking loves cereals. He'll eat cereals for any meal. The more sugary they are, the better. He'll wake up in the middle of the night and just pour himself a bowl of cereal. Problem is, he hates milk. Well, "hate" is a strong word, but he doesn't really enjoy milk alone, and even less milk filled with cereal powder. So most of the time, once his cereals are eaten, he just, dumps the rest of his milk down the sink. Anyone who sees that yells at him because it's a huge waste, why doesn't he just eat cereals without milk if it's to do that? But he'll respond that cereals without milk are a blasphemy, fuck you for even bringing up that idea.
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Post by Ben Stiller on May 5, 2016 6:54:40 GMT
Dirk: has a huge love of Domesticated Things birds, dogs, rats, cats, plants, fungi, anything that society has tamed he is interested in, and when he was younger he tried to catch and tame wild animals himself but Utterly Failed (except for mini maplehoof, but she's not wild, she's just lovely <3)
loses track of time easily, especially if he's fallen into a particularly bad mood, he can just Zone Out for days on end, and when he finally gets snapped out, a week could pass without him realizing, its kinda scary actually
Dave: doesn't really dig being touched, being moved, having stuff done /to/ him, but is super touchy, like not grabby? but he'd pat shoulders and rest his hand on arms and light, pitter patter touches are his jam
He Hates Books and will avoid reading them at Most costs (sometimes he'll read them for rose though, because he's all about sacrificing himself for his friends)
Bro: is generally attracted to guys that identify as straight, and suffers for it. Even if he wasn't such a jackass already, his romantic and sexual life would be in shambles regardless (rip in pieces)
Only buys food with a preservation period of from Now till The End Of Time (he's got bad food hoarding habits and considers the shelf life before the health or taste value without thinking)
is extremely desperate for physical contact, but has conditioned himself to hate it out of fear
Alpha Dave: legitimately enjoys ridiculously expensive nib pens
has a caliginous relationship with the culture of the art world
loves the word "liminal" and abuses it at every opportunity
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Post by Ben Stiller on May 5, 2016 18:52:00 GMT
also dirk picks his nose
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Post by Dave Strider on May 5, 2016 19:08:44 GMT
SNORT Really important question tho - does he do that in private, ashamed of himself and hoping no one will see, or does it just fly right above his head and he does it whenever. I need to know.
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Post by Chairubplay on May 7, 2016 6:53:10 GMT
Ben StillerExcuse me while I just. Steal. All of these. (IF THAT'S OKAY OF COURSE.)
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Post by Ben Stiller on May 8, 2016 2:33:11 GMT
Chairubplay oh god yeah please i'd be honored, spread the good word of my wonderfully terrible headcanons @dave Strider (idk if the tagging thing will work with this so ill just hope u look) In a post sburb au: dirk has no qualms about Digging for Gold in public + it probably lowkey grosses john and jane out rip in peace In an au where dirk grew up with relative proximity to other living people: he picks his nose when he FEELS like he's alone which makes getting close to others doubly dangerous......how can he preserve a romantic relationship like this.........he forgot they were there and he started picking his nose.................theres only one way out of it and you know the word Decapitation. also: dirk getting in the habit of muttering halves of phrases to himself bc of prolonged isolation is a good one, not full phrases, not anything you could make sense of, but he's holding a whole dialogue in his head while hes trying to make himself a meal and sometimes you can catch bits and pieces such as: "That's fucking stupid." "Shit." "—removed one step further from the platonic ideal." "—abstract conceptualization of—" "Fuck." "Liminal my /ass/ there's nothing liminal about a fucking cat they sleep in the same place—" "Pneumatic musculature structure," hissed out with the vehemence that only a a struggling robomechanic can muster. talking to himself is something he'd ALSO try and pretend he doesn't do, so he'd accidentally slip when really comfortable around somebody, and then get really flustered and silent like No, I did not just say anything, At all. Hey, do you mind calling Dave up? Tell him to bring the sword. He knows what that means.
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Post by karkata on May 8, 2016 3:07:54 GMT
it's based in canon, but it's also really circumstantial haha, so i'm putting it here!
i headcanon karkat as having ocd
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Post by syeburn on May 9, 2016 18:05:09 GMT
Some 'Game' headcanons
You cannot, reasonably speaking, beat Dirk at Magic the Gathering, Yu-gi-oh, or competitive Pokemon based on the fact that he knows /every/ conceivable deck/team/meta for the games and their counters.
The only person capable of giving him a reasonable challenge is Sollux because of his natural ability to find ways to circumvent the systems of things and make bullshit combos for cards/pokemon but even then, Dirk can win best of three's once he's had the first round to get used to his opponent.
His ability to dedicate himself to shitty, obscure games (mainly MMO's) is also unheard of, spending days on end training and grinding only to quit the moment he becomes reasonable powerful and moving onto his next prey. He's the type of person to get all 99's in Runescape and then never log into his account until a new skill is added, then he promptly maxes that and logs.
Rose would be the type to consistently play the same game for months, logging on every day for at least an hour for upkeep purposes and doing all of her daily things before logging.
Karkat is that one guy who plays a game for a literal, actual year, and is only like level 20?? He spends way too much time dicking around and sleeping mid session to make any progress but still has a kind of incredible ability to sort things out? Like, despite having never gotten to any competitive level he'll make the most bullshit builds in any MMO and be like "Im going to make this" and quit day one because of no motivation.
Dave spends five years in the character creator making the most goofy ugly piece of shit, and name-snipes all the Naruto characters so no one else can use them on Day 1 of a games launch then never plays the game.
John is just about the same as Karkat except he legitimately has no idea what he's doing but like a gentle soul he'll always offer to be the Tank for the group if he actually get's along far enough to do dungeons/raids.
Vriska stat-dumps into luck and gets mad when anyone beats her, always demanding rematches. If she actually does win she acts like she's the best what a bitch
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Post by astrivid on May 10, 2016 6:35:18 GMT
Aradia headcanons
Pagan. Pagan as hell and you cannot take that headcanon away from me. Mostly works with Hecate but can be seen contacting nearly every death god really. Starts bonfires in her backyard despite multiple complaints. Has an actual cauldron in her fireplace. She also collects obscurities. Things in jars, weird old books, random bones, cool rocks, old medical tools, and so on. Has a green thumb in a way, but is really only good at growing potentially poisonous plants. She calls it her black thumb.
When she enters the room there's almost always a weird chill that follows in with her. Smells like dirt 24/7 but not in a bad way. Has things in her hair. Unexplainable horrors get tangled in there.
"Aradia, why do you have a bone sticking out of your hair?" "OH! I've been looking for that!"
Also loves big dogs. Takes them on long hikes through the woods. The kind of girl to take a sleeping bag with her and just walk somewhere in the forest till she finds a place to settle down for a few days. Hiking master as well.
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Post by skeppsbrott on May 10, 2016 13:59:58 GMT
syeburn so who's really really into Neopets?
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Post by syeburn on May 10, 2016 14:41:46 GMT
Jade.
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Post by Nepeta on May 10, 2016 21:10:15 GMT
Nepeta Leijon was that kid with way too many tomagatchis as a kid. And they always died on her.
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