ALRIGHT. SOME OF YOU might have seen my
Crash Course On How To Play Eridan post in the chp tag a while ago. This is essentially that. But!!! With more depth on Eridan's character, woohoo. Because, as I have made it known, I live for an epic IC portrayal of Eridan Ampora. I love him. I would marry this son of a fish bitch.
He is my favorite character.
ANYWAYS
SO YOU WANT TO RP ERIDAN AMPORA?
Great! I love Eridan. You probably love Eridan too. We're like two peas in a pod, my friend. A match made in Ampora heaven.
I wanna HELP YOU OUT.
Let's get down to the basics. If you want to RP Eridan, you gotta really remember all of Eridan's key character points. It can be really easy to get caught up in fanon!Eridan and all of his tropes, so first I'm going to list some of the most obvious mistakes people make when writing for our condescending self-proclaimed sea prince.
- Eridan being only interested in quadrants (please, gag me. twice)
- Eridan being capable of showing normal standards of romantic affection
- Eridan blaming Sollux and Feferi's relationship on why everything went to shit (gag me again)
- “Wweh” and “Nyeh” and “Cod” (stop!!!!!!!)
- Eridan using fish puns (ALSO STOP!)
- Eridan being a big emotional sandbag (well, okay, he's really emotional and dramatic, but we'll get into this part later)
- Eridan being a crybaby uguu child
Those are just the most common things I see in fanon!Eridan when people write for/RP him.
Now, Eridan, at his core, is built around
requiring validation and relationships with other characters.
First of all, it's good to keep in mind that although Eridan has been shown to be heavily invested in surrounding himself with quadrant space, it's not ALL he thinks about, despite being what he NEEDS. At one point Eridan had 3 quadrants successfully filled, and it can be assumed that his relationships were all stable before, you know, things happened in the comic and eventually they weren't.
Most likely due to Eridan's own instability to maintain a healthy relationship.
Things I absolutely hate seeing:
“You're coming on pretty strong there.” and
“Are you insinuating something?” like, 5 seconds into an exchange of dialogue.
Like, okay, we get it. Eridan has been known to turn an argument on its head and completely flip the meaning of it to make everybody within a 10 meter radius uncomfortable. But please, there's so much more to his argumentative skills than falling back on petty, greedy little one-liners like this. Grabs the reigns, I'm gonna teach you how to ride this bad boy.
Unless you and your RP partner are gearing up for some OTP shenanigans, there's really a lot more you can say! Really captivate the amount of
“I don't give a shit” and
“You should want me so I'm going to keep instigating things with you” that Eridan seems to permeate. Eridan is known for being extremely aggressive in his courtship - to a fault. When the guy has his sights set on somebody, he does EVERYTHING for them. Whether that be getting an Auspistice, or devoting his adolescence to them. But when he's done? HE'S DONE!!! A great example of that is his final falling out with Feferi when she accused him of attempting to drag her into mediating between him and Sollux.
Which he denied doing and repeatedly told Feferi to her face that he was over her.
He did, however, openly request TEREZI to auspitize between him and Sollux. Eridan has no reason to beat around the bush. We all know that he is a straight forward character who immediately lets his plans be known to everybody and their fucking lusus. Guy even leaves his planet of festering angel demon shit to go duel with Sollux. It wasn't a secret!
“But David, I want to RP some redrom with Eridan!”
And that's great!
BUT BOY do I have news for you. This guy is so fucking bad at displaying even the slightest hint of ruby colored affections that his approaches probably seem crude and mistaken for black. And no, this isn't just some “tsundere” anime-trope here. It's literally in his chumhandle, “caligulas.”
Eridan has extreme difficulty in conveying romantic interest, both pale and crimson. He's not some kind of suave, Princely douche lord. He wouldn't bring you tea in the mornings or wrap you in blankets and kiss your nose just because he was feeling mushy.
He'd probably serve you up a cup of coffee and tell you to make your own plate of pancakes because he doesn't want to cater to your ass and it was already time consuming enough to make his own breakfast, why the FUCK would he want to make your plate too?
He's so entitled, he thinks he does ENOUGH!
He can't do anything without being rude about it. If somebody bats their eyes at him he'd probably ask if they have conjunctivitis and then tell them to stay within arms length so that he doesn't catch it. Somebody hitting on Eridan? What?? He just doesn't get it!
For valentines day he buys a box of chocolates and tells y/c not to choke on them when they're stuffing their face hole with caramel.
This isn't to say that the son of a bitch is incapable of
having a person in his romantic and platonic quadrants, though.
Like, it's YOUR roleplay, do whatever you want!!!! But you came here to read about canon-esque Eridan, so that's what I'm cookin' up here for you.
Eridan is the kind of person who requires a CHALLENGE. Somebody to rival his absolutely shitty attitude. Example: Karkat conceding to fill in for Eridan as his moirail if things ever went bad. The two, despite people not remembering, had a stable friendship and Karkat was one of the few people who was able to actually talk to Eridan and put up with his garbage.
There were a ton of instances in comic, especially
Alterniabound and
Kanaya: Return To The Core, where Karkat consistently attempts to simmer down the boiling pot that is Eridan Ampora. Keeps him in check (or tries to).
Would he be a good moirail or matesprit? We just don't know. From what we've seen, not really, unless he has somebody to compliment his persons! Eridan isn't completely uncaring. He's not a MACHINE made for only hating things. But his examples of doing so are far and few. He only seems to care when it's about himself or a person he considers himself close to, but even then he tries to impose what he feels is the other persons best interests are on them, regardless of how they feel about it. Which is slightly reminiscent of our other Prince, right?
Right.
NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL OF THIS OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
CAPTURING ERIDAN'S PERSONALITY
The best way for me to describe his personality is “elegantly violent”. He’s stuck up. Dignified, royal, but also fucking destructive. It’s in his fucking class for Pete’s sake. He's also a huge JERK. One thing I like to tell people is, don’t RP him being “nice”! Just don’t! Occasionally considerate of others is more accurate, But nice? Nah. Not nice. Although he does have
manners where it counts. For instance, his gratefulness towards Kanaya in
K:RTTC, where he thanked her and was appreciative of her having faith in him. This was immediately followed up by him asking about the Matriorb and demanding for Kanaya to wait for him before incubating the egg. Not because he wanted to help, but because he felt it was his right as royalty to oversee the re-population of their race. Don't forget that his JOB was to secure the survival of trolls back on Alternia by feeding Gl'bgolyb.
He takes himself and situations very seriously. Like, way too seriously sometimes. In his conversation with Feferi when she broke up with him, he stopped using his typing quirk just to show her HOW SERIOUS he really was.
He's ridiculous. A total drama queen!
And this makes it a perfect basis for how his speaking patterns go, too.
He's got an incredible vocabulary. Eridan is poetic, DRAMATICALLY poetic! Here's a snippet from Chairubplay's
Character Voice thread that I wrote as an example of how you can make him sound just as wordy and ridiculous as you need to:
Honestly, just make everything he COULD say into something long winded and annoyingly descriptive. He’s creative. He wouldn’t just say “asshole” to insult somebody (most of the time). Here are some examples of more things
I'VE written as Eridan while partaking in some banter with other RPers:
It's really not that hard once you break it down. Here's a process of how you can come up with something ERIDAN WORTHY of a phrase. Take an insult, or a description. Take a character. You wanna call Tavros some mean names? Let’s call Tavros something mean (sorry Tavy baby).
What are some words we can use synonymously with him? Brown blood. Big horns. Uneven fangs. Bound to a wheelchair OR has robot legs. Things we know: he has a windmill on his hive. A barn, possibly? Plays Fiduspawn. Has a Pupa Pan costume. These are kind of insignificant, but dire to forming any phrase that fits Ampora standards.
Let’s call Tavros
“a guy who idolizes some fake asshole in green short shorts”. Sounds good. But Eridan is long winded. So first, describe Tavros in this.
“
a dirt blooded farm boy who idolizes some fake asshole wearing green short shorts” Good! Buuuut, that’s not really good enough. Describe Pupa Pan more, put in some words that are totally unnecessary to paint a picture of those daisy dukes.
“
a dirt blooded farm boy who idolizes some fictitious asshole donnin’ a pair of emerald colored globe huggers” You’re getting there! This could still look better, if you want to go the whole 9 yards. Because, as we established, Eridan is extra as fuck.
“a dirt blooded farm boy with a propeller stuck to his hive that worships some fictitious fake-magic asshat donnin’ a pair of emerald colored globe huggers.”Congratulations, you are now one step closer to using Eridan’s vocabulary and speaking patterns a bit better!
(me playing Eridan while on the canon handle for Pesterchum)
INCORPORATING ERIDAN'S PERSONALITY IN YOUR WRITING!
This is probably the hardest part for some people, but I have an easy solution for anybody who has issues trying to get across Eridan's attitude accurately. You know Smaug, yeah? Everybody knows Smaug. Conceited, full of himself, hoards his treasures, thinks he's such hot shit, speaks in poetic prose about himself and his enemies. Bumblebee Combatant.
Smaug.
Just, try to picture this guy. Right here.
You may be asking: David, why the fuck would we ever compare Eridan Ampora to a self obsessed, harbinger of destruction, DRAGON from Lord Of The Rings?
Well, you pretty much answered your own question right there.
Obsessed with his garnished appearance. Treasures (various kinds, he's got gold CLUTTERING his room). Entitled. Constantly reminds people of how much better he is simply by social status and how he could easily obliterate them if he wanted to. Wordy. VERY WORDY. Wizards? MAGICKS?! (GANDALF!!!)
A seeker of knowledge, seeker of treasure, self-proclaimed eliminator of a species.
A
watered down (HA, I'm funny) version of Smaug. Why does the analogy even work, you ask??? Eridan isn't related to dragons, that's Terezi's thing, you say?
?
How could I POSSIBLY make this work, you think?
In some popular fiction, the seahorse is referred to as a dragon. A couple instances:
And a
bigger list of works including the two above where seahorses are generally categorized as dragons, as well as an explanation for the reasoning. There's also a species of seahorse called a Seadragon.
So, you could totally reach for straws here and pull some bogus reason out of your ass like I have to relate Eridan's characterization to an infantized, bitchier version Smaug. There aren't actually a lot of logs for Eridan, and some of his greatest/most important ones are within walk-around flashes. It helps with getting a good reference to his character since Eridan lacks a bunch of them! Just act like you're writing the most self absorbed piece of work you ever have in your entire life. Make him look down on everybody underneath him, like ants under his gaudy feet.
He is one of the WORST characters. A villain! He is truly, truly a villain, down to his very core!!! And yet, his priorities are so out of whack, it's ridiculous. Guy wants doomsday devices and then sabotages himself because he doesn't want to upset/kill his friends or quadrantmates.
Absolutely ridiculous. Seriously.
FINAL THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND ABOUT ERIDAN FUCKING AMPORA
He hates fish puns. Please, stop using them.
I'll probably add more to this later and spruce it up more, but I am so done with writing it right now and honestly it's messier than I had intended it to be lol.
Peace out, cool kids. I hope some of you found this useful.
All quotes that are not canon-screencaps are from things I've written.
As a parting note, allow me to share one of my FAVORITE scenes for this moron.
GOD.