things that raise the hackles of SUSPICION

[mogseltof]

I've got a couple of responders who keep referring to our characters as "the female/s" please please stop

use "woman" it's a perfectly agreeable word and doesn't make me feel vaguely like I'm attempting to converse with an anti feminist jackass

(not everyone may have this issue but I instantly associate use of "female" in non clinical settings with incoming bullfuckery and I would like it OUTTA MY ROLEPLAY PLEASE)

OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE ME SIDE EYE YOU AND BRACE FOR SHIT:

- "Characters breasts are [specific size]!" are we writing erotic literature sir this is a sfw roleplay please step aside
- vague response is vague
- I can't tell what character you're playing even with the colour selection please explain
- do you XD at me sir? No sir, but I XD sir!
- "today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow."
- hey you there you have been blushing for the last two hours do you need a hospital or is it actually sunburn
- "oh hey there what a lovely prompt I'm just gonna ignore these two paragraphs and insert my own basic world building and this is your characters history btw!"

[mogseltof]

we reached our internet cap and I can't get on tumblr ): this is heartbreaking I can't access my daily sodium intake in the tag

[Chairubplay]

"The male" "the Cancer" "the Strider" "the blue-eyed boy" "the UNTIMELY DEATH OF MY PATIENCE FOR ENDURING EPITHETS"!

[mogseltof]

Oh god do I hate epithets, but doubly so shit like "the zodiac" holy shit it rubs me so much the wrong way

[musicismymuse]

May 7, 2016 9:33:42 GMT mogseltof said:

Oh god do I hate epithets, but doubly so shit like "the zodiac" holy shit it rubs me so much the wrong way

"The zodiac killer" 
Mhm that's what I'm talking about

[astrivid]

Okay thing is I hate saying 'he' or '-characters name-' repeatedly so I have to try and come up with something else that'll work!

Would you guys have any suggestions?

[commandercomplainer]

When you ask a question OOC and they answer that shit with the same question.

"What characters do you play" "What characters do you play?"

"What are your headcanon for your character?" "What are your headcanon" (even worse "How tall is your character?" "How tall is yours" that's how you know you're about to get some shit)



Edit: Breaking the acceptable blushing to total character actions ratio (3;10- if more than three out of ten actions is a blush then we're gonna have a bad time).