(strums guitar) all i want is a good lalonde

[Tay]

Salt: unleash.

i have been on this god forsaken site since Day One and i've only encountered about a handful of lalonde rpers that don't make me wanna rip my hair out like goddamn

the more roses i get that are like the cardboard bits in lucky charms the more i stay up @ night wonderin if these people actually read Homestuck or nah

every. single. connect is the same "ooo~~~ john ur so,,,,handsome~~~ i can't do anything by myself please john guide me~~~ what's a personality~~~" song and dance and it's awful

and if i get another roxy that boils down her struggles w/ alcoholism to "lol XD i'm durnk,,,,,ayyyy so funny,,,,,," i might just have to never accept another roxy ever again and resort to learning how to rp as her all bc of spite

how bout u guys?? do u have a hard time looking 4 good lalondes???

[skeppsbrott]

I've had a few good Roxys, currently on the look for a good momlonde. But I'm a Cronus, which is a more niche ship so I suppose most casual Roxys aren't going to spring for that immediately.

[Chairubplay]

hanka and I are the only good Lalondes I know, otherwise you've got better luck finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, mon ami.

Sidenote, please regard her Rose because it is, in a word, stunning. In a few words, far better than I will ever hope to achieve.

[hanka]

yeah, i'm the best, it's me.

i'm also swamped with coursework, but if you want me to hook you up with my prompts doc, drop me a PM anytime.

[Fate]

usually i'm the one playing rose, so i don't have much experience with bad roses as bad everyone else, but i think i've had a few that were downright terrible and omg why did u connect u sack of shit im sorry but call a duck a duck.

(i think ive had more bad roses than roxys??? i actually had this one good roxy a year ago!!)

but yeah! if you think my rose is acceptable, id love to rp with you!!

[Astro]

Did someone ask for a Roxy that's not just a two-dimensional drunk scene kid flashback bc ohh booy

clicks tongue and winks

I love Roxy and idk I'd like to think I have a good grasp on her character

Also i personally volunteer to kick anyone's ass if they suggest for one second that lalondes cant hold their own. I will fight anyone why would you do that

[Chairubplay]

I've recently picked up Roxy as a character, but I'm not anywhere near where I'd like to be, characterization-wise, which can't stand. Roxy needs tons more love!